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But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. Impressive. Says he's gonna hug his momma. ,Lt. Archie Hicox: Or it can be lengthy interchanges and speeches that absolutely bleed with poetry and wit and build tremendous . Lt. Aldo Raine: Col. Hans Landa: Gentlemen, it's a pleasure; the friends of our cherished star, admired by all of us, this outright jewel of our culture, are naturally going to be under my personal protection for the duration of their stay. Yes, mein fuhrer. Major Dieter Hellstrom: It's just a name that stuck. Smithson Utivich Who are you? Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. That was the sound of my Walther. Lt. Aldo Raine They'll shoot ya. [a smack is heard offscreen] Well, you don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to fight in a basement! My hands, to be exact. But I'm aware that ain't practical, I mean at some point you're gonna hafta take it off. : Hugo Stiglitz. Lt. Aldo Raine: Pvt. Bridget von Hammersmark [busy scalping Hermann] What's that English saying about shoes and feet? Donny Donowitz That original moviean attempt to ape The Dirty Dozen and other. Smithson Utivich Are you aware of my existence? Needless to say, once the Basterds heard of him, he never got there. Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. [yelling in German] : You speak English pretty good for a German. Butz These are the Basterds, ever heard of us? How you know our names? Wilhelm Wicki Master SGT. Jemand fschionbles. [in German] : Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa: Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Gentlemen, I have no intention of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Gring and killing Bormann, not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. Pvt. Werner Rachtman Lt. Aldo Raine: Col. Hans Landa: . So when the military history of this night is written, it will be recorded that I was part of Operation Kino from the very beginning as a double agent. You just say "bingo.". Did they mark you like they did they did the other survivors? I don't wish to be your friend. Not one damn bit, sir. Pfc. Maynardville, Tennessee. Col. Hans Landa: Who wants to send a message to Germany? What should we drink to, sir? Lt. Archie Hicox: Yes. A debit you owe me personally. : You may leave us. Sgt. : Gwatzeeeeee. Besides, to hell with the French. Lt. Aldo Raine: Col. Hans Landa : I made a deal with your general for that man's life! Filming & Production Lt. Aldo Raine That way we can spot 'em just like that. What's next? Where Bridget von Hammersmark? Thelongestfilm.com - Review Inglourious Basterds. Marcel: You're letting your imagination get the better of you! [in French; subtitled] Major Dieter Hellstrom: Bridget von Hammersmark General Ed Fenech: We punch those goons out, take their machine guns, and burst in there blasting! How 'bout you Utivich, can you abide it? We just wanted to say we're a big fan of your work. After I kill that guy, you have 30 feet to get to that guy. Finding people is my specialty so naturally I work for the Nazis finding people, and yes some of them were Jews. [Marcel is beating up a sound technician]. If you want to win the war, tonight; [Landa lightly chops his hands down against the table]. Lt. Aldo Raine This night is for you, me, the German military, the High Command, their family and friends. And 999 point 999 times out of a million, you would be correct. [voice-over] I love rumors! Lt. Aldo Raine : Col. Hans Landa: Werner Rachtman However, all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaput. : After that, while talking to him, one of the soldiers appear to be alive, and one of the Basterds answers him with a shot. [at the premiere of "Nation's Pride"] I have no doubt. [On the Germans attending the film premiere] And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. Col. Hans Landa: I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before. : Yeah, I was just thinking that. [cut to Hitler] I, too, have an acute ear for accents. Francesca Mondino: [in Italian with obvious southern accent] [in French] [Some of the Basterds laugh, and the camera focuses on Stiglitz; the scene freezes and the words "Hugo Stiglitz" appear on the screen]. : No one really believes that the Bear Jew is a golem. We got a German here who wants to die for his country! I will hug my mother like I've never hugged her before. You speak German better than your friends? And cousin, business is a-boomin'. And at this range, I'm a real Frederick Zoller. Germans' nickname for you. That's a bingo! Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa: [confused] Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. But you're aware of what they call me? The Fhrer couldn't have said it better himself. : Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine: What're you? Least of all, by tomorrow night. Bridget von Hammersmark Col. Hans Landa Bring that fucker over here! Inglourious Basterds is a 2009 war film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, starring Brad Pitt, Christoph Waltz, Michael Fassbender, Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, Daniel Brhl, Til Schweiger and Mlanie Laurent.The film tells an alternate history story of two plots to assassinate Nazi Germany's leadershipone planned by Shosanna Dreyfus, a young French Jewish cinema proprietor, and the . This is a German night, a German event, a German celebration. Heard of 'em? Lt. Aldo Raine Shosanna Dreyfus: [Maj. Hellstrom cocks his Walther pistol and aims it at Lt. Hicox under the table]. We order three glasses. Well, you do have to admit, it is catchy. Are you mad? So, the way I see it, since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, if I do nothing, it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves. Col. Hans Landa: You remember him, don't you? : [Hellstrom is trying to guess the famous person on his forehead, which is King Kong]. I rather liked Lillian Harvey. Sgt. Michael Zimmerman: I mean, if I had my way you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your pecker-suckin' life. Pfc. Donny! ,Pfc. Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine So, gentlemen, let's discuss the prospect of ending the war tonight. But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. Well, let's just say she got what she deserved. A strangely persuasive monster. Attaboy, Lieutenant. Shosanna Dreyfus: : So, the way I see it, since Hitler's death or possible rescue rests solely on my reaction, if I do nothing, it's as if I'm causing his death even more than yourselves. Smithson Utivich: You know somethin', Utivich? Well, isn't that just dandy! : Yeah! Facts can be so misleading, where rumors, true or false, are often revealing. How much more of these Jew swine must I endure? : Sgt. Joseph Goebbels: You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Lt. Aldo Raine : If they're still there, and if they're still alive, and that's one big "If", there ain't no way you gonna take them boys without setting off them bombs. It's a subtextual film criticism study of the work of German director G. W. Pabst. Col. Hans Landa: Who are you? [in French] But stay alert outside. The only people who should be allowed in the room are the people who will be moved by the exploits on the screen. "That's a bingo"? Shosanna Dreyfus: Lt. Aldo Raine [satisfied, to General Fenech] And I want my scalps. [to Butz, after beating Rachtman to death with his Louisville Slugger] It's called "suspicious". Butz What's next? : Sgt. I have no doubt. Col. Hans Landa: And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Major Dieter Hellstrom: Shosanna Dreyfus: You met the sergeant yourself! Showing all 56 items Jump to: Photos (29) Quotes (27) Photos . Lt. Aldo Raine: [shouting from up the stairs] The kind you wouldn't have the authority to make. Col. Hans Landa Maynardville, Tennessee. Shosanna Dreyfus: Joseph Goebbels: [in German] : : : No. Who and what is a "Private Butz"? Simon Sakowitz Omar Ulmer : What are their titles? Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none And that, Monsieur, is what a Jew shares with a rat. [in Italian] Lieutenant Archie Hicox reporting, Sir! And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. That means I got a little Injun in me. So, tell 'em we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks what's gonna happen to every Nazi we find. Bingo! Release Dates Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. Adolf Hitler I'm betting for OSS would be my guess. So, I'm gonna give you a little something you can't take off. : She chose the spot. Bingo! Joseph Goebbels: Lieutenant Hicox was going as my escort. What was the next step? Joseph Goebbels: Thank you. Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. Says he's gonna burn it. He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat is what he does. Now that I can't abide. Lt. Aldo Raine: Col. Hans Landa Pfc. I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon! The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it. : Marcel burn it down. Why don't you try telling us what the fuck happened? Ha! Col. Hans Landa: Adolf Hitler: Make a deal. But going as members of the German film industry, they wear tuxedos and fit in with everybody else. What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity. [cut back to Hitler's office] I respectfully refuse, sir. And what would that be? [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. Bridget von Hammersmark: That way we can spot 'em just like that. Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Col. Hans Landa Sgt. : Narrator I'd make that deal. I have a message for Germany. Because, Marcel, my sweet, we're going to make a film. : Col. Hans Landa: : You're letting your imagination get the better of you! Anything I've done in my guise as an SS Colonel was sanctioned by the OSS as a necessary evil to establish my cover with the Germans and it was my placement of Lieutenant Raine's dynamite in Hitler and Goebbels' opera box that assured their demise. [puts his hand over his heart] Sgt. It's only the offspring of slaves that allows America to be competitive athletically. So who are your three handsome escorts? Perrier LaPadite: Col. Hans Landa: In Inglorious Basterds (2009) after speaking italian perfectly, Hans Landa suspects that they are american spies posing as italians. Bridget von Hammersmark That does not belong in my movie! Col. Hans Landa Pvt. Col. Hans Landa: Hand me my purse. : Monsieur LaPadite, to both your family and your cows I say: Bravo. Lt. Archie Hicox: Lt. Aldo Raine: : General Ed Fenech: [One of Raine's men slits a guard's throat; the other Basterds quickly open fire and kill the other guards, then Raine approaches Stiglitz's cell]. Yes! [he hands the General a whiskey] You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger. Col. Hans Landa However all I have to do is pick up this phone right here, inform the cinema, and your plan's kaputt. Look, she's not a military strategist. Gorlami. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. We have all our rotten eggs in one basket. Col. Hans Landa: Bridget von Hammersmark: I've done my share of bootlegging. Lt. Aldo Raine [Drawing a map] He had just become a father! Omar Ulmer. "Looks like the shoe's on the other foot." He beats German soldiers with a club. Pfc. Fredrick Zoller: : Multilingualism is a big theme in Inglourious Basterds, as the languages spoken by spies are taken seriously for the first time in the genre's history. How 'bout you, Utivich? And I'm beginning to think my participation in this event could be meaningful. Bridget von Hammersmark [Bridget slowly reaches into Landa's pocket. [in German] It's just a name that stuck. [he pats his lap] You know how you get to Carnegie Hall, don't ya? And you need all four to win the war. Cpl. How'd the shooting start? Sgt. Where does the hawk look? Lt. Aldo Raine: Yeah! Not one word of detail! It is a tavern. : And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. : How did you survive this ordeal? If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend, I suggest you try Vichy. Smithson Utivich I agree! , Bridget von Hammersmark I'm 'onna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. : Lt. Aldo Raine: : Lt. Archie Hicox: It's called suspicious. Now, take your wiener schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know. : Werner Rachtman: [to Aldo] Cpl. Lt. Archie Hicox: Col. Hans Landa : : Col. Hans Landa It would appear he has done everything in his power to earn it. I understand your trepidation in repeating it. I guess so. And I love you. Pfc. YES, SIR! : When you get back home, whatcha gonna do? You're not trying to fill the house, they're fighting for seats. And the second one was called 'Twenty-Four Frame Da Vinci.' [yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern] How many seats in your auditorium? Pfc. Lt. Aldo Raine: Like I said, third best. I was speaking to Captain I-don't-know-what. : Well, I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. : We don't like that. Gentleman, I have no intention of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels and killing Gring and killing Bormann, not to mention winning the war single-handedly for the Allies, only later to find myself standing before a Jewish tribunal. So. Please tell me what you've heard? Lt. Aldo Raine Major Dieter Hellstrom: Long story short: We hear a story too good to be true, it ain't. Why not? So, tell 'em we let you live so you could spread the word through the ranks what's gonna happen to every Nazi we find. These are the Basterds, ever heard of us? We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. Ooh! Lt. Archie Hicox: General Ed Fenech: Germans would and did notice it. [mispronouncing the name] Lt. Aldo Raine: Where Bridget von Hammersmark? That's why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. He ordered three glasses. Lt. Aldo Raine Y'know Utivich 'n myself heard that deal you made with the brass. : Kliest: Consider, for a moment, the world a rat lives in. : Tarantino's most powerful skill is his aptitude for dialogue. : Donny Donowitz Lt. Aldo Raine: : Pvt. Col. Hans Landa: [in French; subtitled] : They seem to elude capture like an apparition! I just have a few questions, Monsieur LaPadite. Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Bridget von Hammersmark: No. . : [in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger] The reason for Hugo Stiglitz's celebrity among German soldiers is simple. Col. Hans Landa [brandishing an ax] : I mean, you're a little fellow, but not circus-midget little, as your reputation would suggest. That's Sgt. Col. Hans Landa I have no doubt. The bar's in the globe. Master SGT. [cut back to the Basterds] Oblige him! Lt. Aldo Raine: Ooh la la Danielle Darrieux. Joseph Goebbels: But if I don't pick up this phone right here, you may very well get all four and if you get all four, you'll end the war tonight. Well, you do have to admit it is catchy. You know somethin', Utivich? I was saying that that makes two of us. From killing off Hitler to scalping Nazis, there's everything in this film. Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. You don't really know why you don't like them; all you know is you find them repulsive. Adolf Hitler You are not to tell anybody anything! Bridget von Hammersmark: As war rages in Europe, a. : General Ed Fenech: : [Raine is interrogating Rachtman and poitning out all of his men]. I'm afraid neither three speak a word of German. : Soldiers of the Third Reich, who have brought the world to its knees, now pecking and clucking like chickens. [cut back to the ditch] "That's a bingo"? Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine Action & adventure 2009 2 hr 32 min English audio CC Buy Brad Pitt takes no prisoners in Quentin Tarantino's high-octane WWII revenge fantasy Inglourious Basterds. : [Aldo shoots Hans' driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife] Donny Donowitz: 6 more photos . Thank you, mein Fhrer. Pfc. They seem to be able to appear and disappear at will. I've been rethinking my position in regards to your Paris premiere of "Nation's Pride". And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. Share the best GIFs now >>> You're no more German than that scotch. Adolf Hitler: But I do have one question. NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, NEIN! Says he's gonna hug his momma. Am I German? Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. Shosanna Dreyfus: [in German, with subtitles] They let me go. [after a long pause]. But stay alert outside. [voice-over] Shosanna Dreyfus: [voice-over] : There's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch. Shosanna lets out an emotional sigh of relief and starts crying]. Lt. Aldo Raine Yeah? We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. But I'm aware that ain't practical, I mean at some point you're gonna hafta take it off. Lieutenant Hicox was going as my escort. And I would like the United States of America to purchase property for me on Nantucket Island as a reward for all the countless lives I've saved by bringing the tyranny of the National Socialist party to a swifter-than-imagined end. Lt. Aldo Raine: And if I'm going to burn down the cinema, which I am, we both know you're not going to let me do it by myself. Cpl. Up 'ere, if you engage in what the federal government calls 'illegal activity,' but what we call 'just a man tryin' to make a livin' for his family sellin' moonshine liquor,' it behooves oneself to keep his wits. Lt. Aldo Raine Wilhelm Col. Hans Landa: You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. runs a total time of 153 minutes, and offers subtitles of English, French, German, and Italian. But the meaning of your visit, pleasant though it is, is mysterious to me. No junk in it. [in Italian, faking confusion] Now, if you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kinda artillery they're carrying with 'em. Lt. Aldo Raine I guess so too. [He digs his fingers into her bullet wound. I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, the Nazis being there must look odd. : Major Dieter Hellstrom: And another one over there, you might be familiar with: Sgt. [puts his hand over his heart] Sgt. How'd you intend to get them in that premiere. Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with. cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead, Raine and Utvich grin sardonically as the credits roll, Maj. Hellstrom cocks his Walther pistol and aims it at Lt. Hicox under the table, Stiglitz takes Hellstrom by the shoulder and aggressively forces a gun against his crotch, sets his glass down and smokes his cigarette, Stiglitz fires his gun into Hellstrom's crotch, Aldo shoots Hans' driver Hermann, and gives Utivich a knife, obviously annoyed, leans forward and whispers, Aldo is carving a swastika into Private Butz's forehead, Raine is interrogating Rachtman and poitning out all of his men, Some of the Basterds laugh, and the camera focuses on Stiglitz; the scene freezes and the words "Hugo Stiglitz" appear on the screen, Stiglitz is seen strangling one officer with a cord; stabbing another multiple times in the head through a pillow; and asphyxiating one with his bare hands, One of Raine's men slits a guard's throat; the other Basterds quickly open fire and kill the other guards, then Raine approaches Stiglitz's cell, one of the guards stirs and groans, and is promptly shot dead on the spot, yelling while aiming his gun at the front entrance of the basement-tavern, shouting to the camera, acting in Nation's Pride, Nation's Pride is interrupted by Shosanna's movie, in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger, Hans pulls out a very large pipe five times the size of Perrier's, fingers reach out and poke Lt. Aldo in the face; Lt. Aldo flinches, Landa slowly sweeps his arms out in a grand shrug, Landa and Bridget sit alone in Shosanna's office; in German, Landa intolerantly points at his lap.

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inglorious bastards i speak the most italian

inglorious bastards i speak the most italian